What's deployment like?
- Use 18 scoops of coffee per pot and allow it to sit for five or six hours before drinking.
- Replace your garage door with a curtain.
- Sleep on a cot in the garage.
- Two hours after you've fallen asleep, have someone rip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and mumble, "Sorry, wrong cot".
- Spread gravel throughout your house and yard.
- Don't watch TV except for movies in the middle of the night. Have your family vote on which movie to watch and then show a different one.
- When you take a shower, wear flip-flops and keep the lights off.
- Sandbag the floor of your car to protect from mine blasts and fragmentation.
- Have the paperboy give you a haircut.
- Set your alarm clock to go off at random times during the night.
From http://www.armywives.com
I haven't been deployed to a combat zone but I did spend a bit of time on exercises and based on my experiences this is dead on.
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