That round white thing on the floor

That's called a toilet and that's where you put your urine. Really, trust me on this.

And if you don't have enough concern for hygene or sufficient dexterity (of one sort or the other) to hit the bowl, at least have the decency to clean up after yourself after you pee all over the floor. Or what's worse, all over the toilet.

The term "barbarian" is too mild I think. Hell, at least we have a restroom with running water and lights.