Okay, you can put

the stairs back now.

My legs are starting to feel more like my legs again. Unfortunately at this point the pain doesn't disappear but it moves to my knee and my hip since it's been wet and soggy around here and will probably continue for a bit.

Ah well, the consequences of hood diving and presuming that other people a) know how to drive and b) have their head out of their ass so they can look around.