Dear Diary

"Today I was pompous and my sister was craz..." wait, that's not the right entry.

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Democratic Web ad angers some Hispanics

Here it is:

"Dear Democratic Party:

Can you pretty please not fuck this election up and leave the neo-con 'republican's in charge of the country for another two years? They've really dicked things up so far and we really need someone with a brain in charge.

Pretty Please!"

Too many more like this and we'll undo all the benefit we get from these,

Sen. Allen's remarks spark controversy
(let's let the racists mutherfucker shoot himself in the foot)

Ah well, we can always hope ...